1 day 3 boys proposed a grl…
1st- m tumhare lie apni jaan de skta hu.
grl- wo toh sbi kehte h
2nd- m tumhare lie chand tare tod kr la skta hu
grl- bht purana dilog h
3rd- m tumhare lie apna facebook a/c del kr skta hu…
grl- (akhon m asun k sath) i will marry u..:-D:-
Girlfrnd- Jaan what are u doing?
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Bf- kuch nahi,
tired;-)
just going 2 sleep,
& u?
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Gf- club me khadi hu,
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tere piche…
A short love story-
One day god send a chair for Two Lovers.The specialty of the
chair was that the
person sitting on it if says TRUTH, the GREEN lite would blink n
if says LIE,Then RED
lite would blink.
Boy sat on the chair.
GIRL-Do you LOVE me?
BOY-Yes I love You..(RED lite blinks)
GIRL-Don’t worry there will be mistake dne by
god.!
I’ll ask You again’ n then
We’ll see what Will
happen..
GIRL-Do You LOVE me?
BOY-yes I love you.(GREEN light blinks)
Do you know what
happened when First
Time the Girl asked,
The boy actually was
NOT Interested in Love
with her,
he LIED, But when girl showed
her trust on the boy..
That boy truly started
LOVING the girl..Thats LOVE.!
Moral Of The Story -
“One Sided Love Can Win Too If U Show Ur Trust.
Raat hui wo sone chale,
Meethe sapno me khone chale,
Ae chand unhe mithi-mithi lori suna dena,
Jab wo so jayein to bed se niche gira dena. Gud nyt.
Smile is complete when it begins with lips, reflects in your eyes and ends with a glow on your face.wish you a ”SMILING DAY” & “NICE DAY”. Good Morning…
Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein apko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen momos khake aaya hu mirchi lagi h drame baad me kr liyo.. 
Nice line from HITLER:
“War is better than love..
bcoz.
At the end of War u either Live or Die.
but..
at the end of Love,
u neither Live nor Die”
Dad:Beta!
Tu Ne Engineering k 4Salon Me Sbse Mushkil Kam Konsa Seeka?
?
Son:Bus Ki Chatt Pe Bait K.. Tez Hawaun Me 1 Teeli se 3 Cigret JLana! :* 
‘O ji..!!
Wake up..,
Shake up,
Open Ur chinni minni eyes,
Wash Ur pinky shinky face,
Somebody wants 2 say U
luvly shavly
G..o..o..d M.o.r.n.!.n.g!
Zindagi udaas hone ka naam nahin, Dosti sirf paas hone ka naam nahin, Agar tum door rehkar bhi humein yaad rakho, Isse bada hamare liye koi inaam nahin.